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Selyna Morduin Earitha
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Tor Avg 21, 2012 7:26 am | |
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Selyna Morduin Earitha
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Avg 23, 2012 2:37 am | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Ned Sep 02, 2012 6:02 am | |
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Tor Sep 04, 2012 12:39 am | |
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Sep 13, 2012 4:56 am | |
| Who needs magic items when you've got raw skill? And the great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six
Ooh, using poision is so deliciously evil! I once poisioned my aunt's stew, and she fell over dead with her face right in the bowl! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Gogron: "But why, Sister? What is the point? Why should anyone bother with all that sneaking and skulking?" Telaendril: "My dear Gogron, you are a life-taker for the Dark Brotherhood! Our very existence relies on shadow and deception. Do you not value our secrets?" Gogron: "Yes, yes, of course I value our secrets, and I have never betrayed them! But using stealth to kill.... It's just so... weak." Telaendril: "But Brother, what of the contracts that require subtlety! You must at least strive to earn the bonuses that are offered?" Gogron: "Bonuses? Ha ha ha ha ha! Useless, I say! Gold and magical trinkets are no substitute for the freedom to slaughter anyone I please, at any time!" Telaendril: "Oh, Gogron! He he he he. Your methods may be crude, but your heart is always in the right place."
Do you ever wonder why things look better without their skin on?
Splended, cheese for everyone. No, wait. Scratch that. Cheese for no one.
You know what they say - home is where you hang your enemy's head.
I used to be a dog. I got better. Not a better dog, though. I'm a terrible dog now. Tomorrow...who knows? Ravel may know. Talk to him.
I heard a rumor you're an idiot , any truth to that?
Jyggalag is the Deadric prince of order, or biscuits, no, no, I'm pretty sure it's order."
I'm so happy I can pull out your intestines and strangle you with them!
By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.
I can feel the forces of order gathering in the fringe and i don't like it when forces gather in my fringe.
Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags.
Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.
I'm a little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love to eat. One of my favorite things to do. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie! Ooh...brain pie... perfect! ...Care to donate?
The Isles. THE ISLES! They're a wonderful place to be, except when they are horrible. Then they are HORRIBLY WONDERFUL! Good for a visit! Or for an eternity.
YOU dare interrupt ME? Only I interrupt me! Like just then.
Now get out of here before I change my mind....or my mind changes me.
But only half right. I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years.
I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow of your subconsious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.
And as for you, my little mortal minion... Feel free to keep the Wabbajack. As a symbol of my... Oh, just take the damn thing.
You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears ...
Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pet Sep 14, 2012 4:08 am | |
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Selyna Morduin Earitha
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Sep 15, 2012 7:01 am | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Sep 15, 2012 7:12 am | |
| uou ta prva slika je slikana v ljubljani | |
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Morskow Deanoic
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Sep 15, 2012 9:04 am | |
| Jah so očitno tut slovenski 9gaggerji Dobre drgač xD | |
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Selyna Morduin Earitha
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pon Sep 17, 2012 2:14 am | |
| jaš in to tanajboljši xP | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pon Sep 17, 2012 2:32 am | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Sep 20, 2012 12:41 am | |
| nje | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sre Sep 26, 2012 3:54 pm | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Tor Jan 22, 2013 6:21 am | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Tor Jan 29, 2013 12:40 am | |
| zakaj noben ne upa tuki objaulat? | |
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Kitchi Alyvian
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Tor Jan 29, 2013 9:25 pm | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Tor Jan 29, 2013 11:58 pm | |
| ah, mau citiranja, fallout 3 tokrat, spet
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to hand the bartender the money, but he says 'No charge'.
"2 atoms walk into a bar, the one says 'i believe i have lost an electron' the other says 'are you sure?' the first atom says 'I'm positive'"
"Democracy in NON-NEGOTIABLE"-Liberty Prime | |
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Kitchi Alyvian
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sre Jan 30, 2013 12:16 am | |
| Če smo že pri chem šalah.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
Is silicon the same in Spanish? Si.
I blew up my chemistry experiment. Oxidants happen. | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pet Feb 01, 2013 5:35 pm | |
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Kitchi Alyvian
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pet Feb 01, 2013 5:52 pm | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Feb 02, 2013 1:27 am | |
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Kitchi Alyvian
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Ned Feb 03, 2013 4:10 am | |
| Ni glih smešno, ampak je pa ocd at it's finest. | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Ned Feb 03, 2013 4:28 am | |
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Ain Saiph Ysadda
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sre Apr 03, 2013 7:49 am | |
| Hihi. She's a butt lover. | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sre Apr 03, 2013 3:19 pm | |
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Ain Saiph Ysadda
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sre Apr 03, 2013 11:19 pm | |
| Tadruga je ful štosna, pri taprvi ful ni fores razn da gledaš rit. | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Apr 04, 2013 1:29 am | |
| fora je glih to, da gledaš rit ženske | |
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Ain Saiph Ysadda
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Apr 04, 2013 2:01 am | |
| Mah ni mi preveč v užitek gledat riti v teh hlačah. Če bi ble druge hlače že. | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Apr 04, 2013 2:06 am | |
| kot sm že napisu - ženske | |
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Ain Saiph Ysadda
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Apr 04, 2013 2:08 am | |
| Očitno rad gledaš riti v katerikoli opravi. Malo estetskosti no. | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Apr 04, 2013 2:09 am | |
| ženske | |
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Selyna Morduin Earitha
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Apr 04, 2013 5:29 am | |
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Neron Tinry
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Apr 13, 2013 8:33 am | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pon Apr 15, 2013 2:36 am | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pon Maj 06, 2013 12:46 am | |
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Kitchi Alyvian
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Tor Maj 28, 2013 10:09 am | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Tor Maj 28, 2013 10:07 pm | |
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Ain Saiph Ysadda
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Ned Jun 02, 2013 8:14 pm | |
| Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting 4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut. reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich. academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating. deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine. Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut. _____________________________________________ _________________________________________________ there are always 3 types of sims gamers: benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL __________________________________________________ About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle. Reblogging for the comment How old are you? “ten” How long have you been ten? “…” HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town. “You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.” The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. “How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know. “Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone. Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine. Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure. “How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew. “A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories. Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain. “I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole. Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale. He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.” Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack. Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.” _________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ | |
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Kitchi Alyvian
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Ned Jun 02, 2013 8:25 pm | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Ned Jun 02, 2013 8:48 pm | |
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Ain Saiph Ysadda
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Čet Jun 06, 2013 11:29 pm | |
| Game of thrones spoiler alert! Čeprav je štos še boljši če ne veš xD - Spoiler:
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pet Jun 07, 2013 2:13 am | |
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Selyna Morduin Earitha
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Pet Jun 07, 2013 6:20 am | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Jun 08, 2013 1:53 am | |
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Ain Saiph Ysadda
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Jun 08, 2013 2:11 am | |
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Kitchi Alyvian
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Jun 08, 2013 2:12 am | |
| Je pa to rekel že davnega leta 1998. Zato tudi je rečeno, da bo to v 6. knjigi. | |
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Tronir Neoniver
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Jun 08, 2013 3:38 am | |
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Jun 08, 2013 3:50 am | |
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| Naslov sporočila: Re: Doza smeha Sob Jun 08, 2013 4:13 am | |
| looking for/furer good times ... you've come to the right/reich place podobnost izgovorjave, a drug pomen, ki se navezuje na osebo na sliki nisi še nikol vidla teh reči? | |
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